Posted by Nicky in May 21,2013 with No Comments
I know that it’s only May and that you should have three examples of something before you go and declare it a trend, but I’m calling this one right now: the summer of 2013 is going to be the summer of crotch power pop.
Brooke Candy fired the opening pelvic thrust with “Pussy Make The Rules” and its rule maker-popping video last week. Now, Carmen Electra is getting in on the action with her new single, “Bigger Dick.”
“Bigger Dick”—also known as “Bigger D*ck,” “Bigger (Expletive),” or “Bigger Stick,” if you’re feeling squeamish about the whole dick thing—is just as brilliantly ridiculous as it sounds. For just under three glorious minutes, Prince’s one-time protégée and Hasselhoff’s favorite Baywatch babe torments a former lover with a series of whip-it-out-and-measure-it taunts and naughty self-affirmations to a shamelessly addictive beat. It’s basically like the perfect marriage of Spice Girl power and the peen-rhyming prowess of Gillette’s “Short Dick Man.” And, if the wild response to the actress/singer/dancer’s debut performance of the track at the Palm Spring’s White Party is any indication, it just might have the potential to become an almost Peaches-level potty-mouthed classic.
I talked to Carmen about “Bigger Dick,” bigger dicks, and the big dicks that inspired the song.
Noisey: Just to clarify, when you sing “I’ve got a bigger dick than you,” you’re not speaking literally, right?
Carmen Electra: No… It was inspired from women, including my dancers and my niece (who was kind of going through something with her husband), and it was inspired by being, I guess, in a relationship where you wear the pants. [Laughs] And I just know so many women who aren’t being treated right. And that isn’t my complete experience in the past, but I had one just recently, and that one was on my mind. And we just came up with the loudest way to get that across. Read the rest of this entry »